That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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