Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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