their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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