you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
