Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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