You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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