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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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