You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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