Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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