Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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