You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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