We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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