I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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