No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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