She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
All the doctor said was why
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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