What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
You need Xanax blowdarts
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Randomize
