Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Naked. naked and bneed help.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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