ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
