yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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