I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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