i just made my gag reflex go away.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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