driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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