We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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