I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I need to align my fucking chakras
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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