Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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