Christians are straight up FREAKS
I hate all girls vehemently.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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