used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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