We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He kissed a someone with a penis
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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