they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
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