My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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