Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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