I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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