I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
