u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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