pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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