I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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