We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he shaved USA in his pubs
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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