Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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