I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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