It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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