So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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