how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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