nut hugger
how can u be prego again
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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