I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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