ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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