After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
ttyl tear gas
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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