A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
God I need to hump something, right now.
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