My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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