break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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