So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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