just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm sobbing to NWA
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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