all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
Randomize
